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Topic: O.T. Coffee House
Posted By: Stephanie
Subject: O.T. Coffee House
Date Posted: January/22/2009 at 10:09

Good Morning O.T.

Just thought I would start a place were we can drop in for some morning coffee and
talk about local News,sports,weather etc. I would love to hear what's going on in your area. Big Grin
 
Dallas News:
 
Friends Mourn Teen Killed in Crash
 

Funeral plans are being made for a Wise County high school student who was killed in a car crash Wednesday morning.

A 16-year-old girl died in a car crash less than a mile from school early Wednesday morning in Decatur.
 
Friends Mourn Wise Co. Student Killed in Crash
http://www.nbcdfw.com/topics?topic=Chelsea+Lunt - Chelsea Lunt , 16, lost control of her truck and rolled it on state Highway 287 less than a mile from campus.

After classes, hundreds of Lunt's classmates gathered at a church vigil while others consoled each other at the location of her crash.

"I think the world is just going to miss her smile," said one Lunt's close friends. "She was always happy, she was always smiling. She was always trying to get everyone else to smile."

Lunt's classmates said she was the kind of girl that brought people together and students said they have never felt closer as a school since her passing. 

Many felt it might be her spirit at work but said they would trade that feeling for just one more day with their friend.

Dallas Weather:
 
1-22-09
 
Wind: SSW at 15 mphSunrise: 7:28 AM

Humidity: 27%Sunset: 5:51 PM

Precip.: 0%   H 78°F Sunny

Dallas Sports:
 
                            http://www.nbcdfw.com/sports/ - Scoreboard   <---------
 
 
 


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"Always give people more than what they expect to get!"       



Stephanie.Price@SWFA.com   Customer Service/Sales



Replies:
Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: January/22/2009 at 10:10
norm coleman and al frankens election stuff is set to open up in court on monday

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: 300S&W
Date Posted: January/22/2009 at 10:40
   Been here in WV for 33yrs and still nothing much happening that's news worthy. GOOD! Will say that we had the lowest temp the other morning that I've seen since I've lived in this house(16+yrs)...-9.2.  Coldest I've seen since I've lived in WV was -22 w/a wind chill of -75. Water in the camode froze!


Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: January/22/2009 at 10:47
Originally posted by 300S&W 300S&W wrote:

Water in the camode froze!
 
Yikes  LaughReally!! That's crazy.


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"Always give people more than what they expect to get!"       



Stephanie.Price@SWFA.com   Customer Service/Sales


Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: January/22/2009 at 10:48
ive seen -70 without the wind

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: January/22/2009 at 10:57
No No  That's cool right there.

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"Always give people more than what they expect to get!"       



Stephanie.Price@SWFA.com   Customer Service/Sales


Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: January/22/2009 at 10:58
yes its best to stay home, not even try to start your car, in fact its better you dont, stuff breaks at those temps. just pray the heater keeps your house warm till it all passes

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: January/22/2009 at 10:59
Sorry guys but this is sooooo funnnnnny!!!!!!
 
Roll on Floor Laughing

Underwear dust


One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go un-rewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.   'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.   'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied ...'It's not talcum powder. .....It's 'Miracle Grow'

 



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"Always give people more than what they expect to get!"       



Stephanie.Price@SWFA.com   Customer Service/Sales


Posted By: 300S&W
Date Posted: January/22/2009 at 11:09
  THANKS,just spit out some perfectly good coffee. GOOD joke though!


Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: January/22/2009 at 11:10
Originally posted by 300S&W 300S&W wrote:

  THANKS,just spit out some perfectly good coffee. GOOD joke though!
 
 
Laugh Above   Roll on Floor Laughing


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"Always give people more than what they expect to get!"       



Stephanie.Price@SWFA.com   Customer Service/Sales


Posted By: rifle looney
Date Posted: January/22/2009 at 21:23
Little late for coffee now, but this could be really good right here . Excellent

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Posted By: trigger29
Date Posted: January/22/2009 at 23:42
sounds like the husband that suggested his wife use toilet paper to get a bigger bust. His wife replied, "I'm not going to stuff my bra, why would you suggest that?" Husband says, "I didn't say stuff, I mean just wipe them with toilet paper once in a while. It worked on your butt.

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"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."


Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/23/2009 at 09:46
 
 
                                                                                       Shocked


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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: January/23/2009 at 11:26
i was watching something on tv last night about coffee, and there was some sort of coffee that sold for $300 a pound roasted, it costs $25 a cup!! but they said it is the mecca of coffee, its more like an experience than a beverage and then they showed the "animal coffee"Shocked

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: January/23/2009 at 11:41
What not to say to the nice policeman:

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector was unplugged.

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"Always give people more than what they expect to get!"       



Stephanie.Price@SWFA.com   Customer Service/Sales


Posted By: Bigdaddy0381
Date Posted: January/23/2009 at 12:11
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail!"


Posted By: Bigdaddy0381
Date Posted: January/23/2009 at 12:11
Someone saw a blonde eating a Tootsie Roll Pop and asked her, "So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll - Tootsie Pop?"

Without a thought, the blonde replied, "Beats me, but it took almost the whole day just to lick through the wrapper."


Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: January/23/2009 at 12:20
there was motorcycle cop sitting on top of an over pass running radar on traffic approaching him, a little red sports car went whizzing past him at 90mph, so he promptly pulled the guy over. license and registration please, and what do you need to be driving so dang fast for mister? the cop asked. well you see sir, im a doctor, the cop pulled his shades down a little in intrest to hear more. oh really what kind of doctor are you? well, sir, its sorta imbarrassing, but im a rectum stretching doctor. the cop looked at him in disbelief, and said how does work? the guy says well i first start with a finger then two then three then the whole hand then an arm then another arm then a leg then the other leg until the rectum is stretched out to about 6ft tall. the cop takes of the sun glasses and says my word, what in the world do you ever do with a 6ft tall rectum?? the guy in the car without missing a beat says, well you give him a badge a motorcycle and radar gun and park him on top of an over pass.
price of the ticket $350 look on cops face priceless


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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: Ick
Date Posted: January/23/2009 at 12:46
Your idea reminded me of this article I had in my photobucket.
 
A happy couple......
 


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Ick, Ed's boy,www.ick.bz


Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: January/23/2009 at 13:12
a very successful ob/gyn dr decided one day that he had enough of the medical field and decided to persue a new career. he quit his job and went to school to become an auto mechanic. he took all the classes and when it came time to do his last final before he graduated he got a little nervous. so he studied hard and took the test, the next day the grades were posted and he was confused, it showed his grade as 150%, so he found the auto shop professor and said im confused, how did i score 150% on the final when 100% is all that is possible? the professor said well its simple, i gave you a test to disasemble a cars engine ok so thats 50% i then asked you to reasemble the cars engine which was also worth 50%, the student interupted, but thats still only 100%! the professor said, yeah thats right, but i gave you and extra 50% because you are the first student who was able to do all that through the tail pipe.

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: January/23/2009 at 13:12
Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail!"
 
lol.........   Laugh


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"Always give people more than what they expect to get!"       



Stephanie.Price@SWFA.com   Customer Service/Sales


Posted By: Bigdaddy0381
Date Posted: January/23/2009 at 13:14
 
 

Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.  
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.  I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it.    Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole.  It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs.  Smith



Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: January/23/2009 at 13:19
right!!!

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: January/23/2009 at 13:26

That kind of happen to my brother different story. Kid can draw some crazy stuff.



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"Always give people more than what they expect to get!"       



Stephanie.Price@SWFA.com   Customer Service/Sales


Posted By: Bigdaddy0381
Date Posted: January/23/2009 at 13:27
Originally posted by Stephanie Stephanie wrote:

That kind of happen to my brother different story. Kid can draw some crazy stuff.

 Do tell !! your  queen'ness


Posted By: Ick
Date Posted: January/23/2009 at 13:30
Stephanie,
 
I just assumed it was your kid that drew that picture.  Guess I have to watch I don't jump to conclusions.  I guess the lowes part of the story doesn't jive since you never worked there?


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Ick, Ed's boy,www.ick.bz


Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: January/23/2009 at 15:17

Oh no, not mine. We're still working on coloring between the lines. If he could do that I would be asking the teacher who she paid to draw that.  Big Grin



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"Always give people more than what they expect to get!"       



Stephanie.Price@SWFA.com   Customer Service/Sales


Posted By: cheaptrick
Date Posted: January/23/2009 at 15:42
Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

 
 

Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.  
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.  I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it.    Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole.  It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs.  Smith

 
I think we should all do our part and help support
"working mothers".......Quickie 
 


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If at first you don't secede...try..try again.


Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: January/23/2009 at 23:36
Yessuh!!!! She has my full unflagging support. Big Grin

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An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects.

OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause.

Cyborg


Posted By: 300S&W
Date Posted: January/24/2009 at 06:55
  GOOD MORNIN' people! What's happenin?


Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/24/2009 at 10:58
 
 
                                                                                                       Coffee


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Be sure to visit,

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Ju Cucarachas!!!


Posted By: rifle looney
Date Posted: January/24/2009 at 11:18
As for the above pic of the nice mom can any of you computer techs make that post virtual?......lol

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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/24/2009 at 23:19

This explains life!


On the first day, God created the dog and said:
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years..'
The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'
So God agreed.

 
On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'
The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'
And God agreed.

 
On the third day, God created the cow and said:
'You must go in to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family . For this, I will give you a life span of sixty
years.'
The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'
And God agreed again.

 
On the fourth day, God created man and said:
'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'
But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'
'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'


So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.


Life has now been explained to you.



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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson





Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/24/2009 at 23:22
  
 

 I TRULY DID NOT KNOW THIS!!!!
 
LAS VEGAS CHURCHES ACCEPT GAMBLING CHIPS!!!
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THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.


NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.


SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.


THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.



THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS
.
   



YOU
DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU ?

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GOTCHA!


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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson





Posted By: rifle looney
Date Posted: January/24/2009 at 23:23
ExcellentExcellentExcellentExcellent    for both.


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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/24/2009 at 23:32
Man does this ring true or what!!!
 
Two (2) of the most dangerous chemicals known to man...
zero tolerance and political correctness.
 
NEVER MIX THEM TOGETHER!
 
Where has our common sense gone?
 

SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007

Scenario:
Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with
shotgun in gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car
and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and
never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized
students and teachers.

Scenario:
 Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up
buddies.
2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge
them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.


Scenario:
 Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal.
Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for
ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.


Scenario:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping
with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college,
and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse.  Billy removed to foster
care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she
remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.  Billy's mom
has affair with psychologist.


Scenario:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car
searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario:
Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2007 - Pedro's case is taken up by the state. Newspaper articles appear
nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation
is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and
Pedro's English teacher.  English banned from core curriculum.  Pedro given
diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak
English.

Scenario:
Johnny takes apart leftover fire crackers from 4th of July, puts them in a
model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2007- BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic
terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers
confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed
to fly again.

Scenario:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found
crying by his teacher, Mary.  Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
faces 3 years in State Prison.  Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy .



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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson





Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/24/2009 at 23:38
Originally posted by rifle looney rifle looney wrote:

ExcellentExcellentExcellentExcellent    for both.
 
Head Bang


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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson





Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/25/2009 at 07:29
" Boy, that Pedro can really mow a lawn! " 
 
" (.....yes, and that is not all that Pedro can do!!...........) " 
 
 
 


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Be sure to visit,

http://www.opticstalk.com/forum_topics.asp?FID=50 - THE ED SHOW

Ju Cucarachas!!!


Posted By: rifle looney
Date Posted: January/25/2009 at 10:00
Good morn all....... sipping coffee and reading posts, looks like rain today?

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Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: January/25/2009 at 11:07
Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

" Boy, that Pedro can really mow a lawn! " 
 
" (.....yes, and that is not all that Pedro can do!!...........) " 
 
 
 
You mean like getting his butt kicked?

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An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects.

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Posted By: 300S&W
Date Posted: January/26/2009 at 06:44
  ALRIGHT TROOPS RISE AND SHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Posted By: Bigdaddy0381
Date Posted: January/26/2009 at 06:50
Originally posted by cheaptrick cheaptrick wrote:

Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

 
 

Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.  
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.  I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it.    Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole.  It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs.  Smith

 
I think we should all do our part and help support
"working mothers".......  Quickie
 
 
I agree..... College cost alot of money now days.
 


Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/26/2009 at 07:05
 
 
                                                                                                  Get Your Popcorn Ready


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Be sure to visit,

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Ju Cucarachas!!!


Posted By: 300S&W
Date Posted: January/26/2009 at 07:12
 POPCORN for breakfast?!?!?!


Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/26/2009 at 08:04
Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

Originally posted by cheaptrick cheaptrick wrote:

Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

 
 

Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.  
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.  I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it.    Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole.  It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs.  Smith

 
I think we should all do our part and help support
"working mothers".......  Quickie
 
 
I agree..... College cost alot of money now days.
 
 
YES!!!  A private consultation is definitely required!!!ShockedJump and Spin


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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson





Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/26/2009 at 08:05
Ed...Watch your bloodpressure!

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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson





Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/26/2009 at 08:08
Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

" Boy, that Pedro can really mow a lawn! " 
 
" (.....yes, and that is not all that Pedro can do!!...........) " 
 
 
 
 
Yeah...He's pretty good at weeding too.
I hear it runs in his family!


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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson





Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/26/2009 at 08:13
There once was a man from Muldoon
 
Who's farts could bne heard to the moon
 
When least he expects them, they burst from his rectum
 
With the roar of a bass basoon ?Pickle Bucket?
 
 
One for our Tree Dwarf!


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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson





Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: January/26/2009 at 10:46
Thanks Bud. I'll let Ted (RifleDude) know since he borrowed my pickle bucket. He won't give it back either. Cencored

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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other

An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects.

OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause.

Cyborg


Posted By: Bigdaddy0381
Date Posted: January/26/2009 at 14:43
ED!!!!!!!!!! ED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I found you a place to retire to.
 
'Villages' Retirement Home is Widower's Sex Paradise
 
 
Lady LAKE, Fla. —  It's 11 p.m. at the Bourbon Street Bar, and Roselyn's gyrating her hips to the blues band, Sue's sipping a cocktail and flirting with her new boyfriend, and Alan is scanning the crowd for cute girls.

"See those two?" a buxom blonde asks, pointing to an elegant couple at the bar. "They were caught having sex in their golf cart a few weeks ago. It happens a lot!"

Welcome to ground zero for geriatrics who are seriously getting it on.

It's a Thursday night at one of a half-dozen hot spots at the 20,000-acre Central Florida complex called The Villages, the largest gated retirement community in America — and one of the most popular destinations for New Yorkers in their golden years — where the female-to-male ratio runs 10 to 1.

It's a widower's paradise, and the word on the street is that there's a big black market for Viagra.

Though The Villages — which spans three counties with 40,000 homes and more than 70,000 residents — boasts 34 golf courses, nine country clubs, two downtown squares and a slew of restaurants and bars, getting lucky is one of the residents' primary pastimes.



Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: January/26/2009 at 14:47
funny you mentioned that bd, i found out what ed does on vacation!




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They call me "Boots"
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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/26/2009 at 18:08
 
 
 
                                                                                     Eek


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Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: January/26/2009 at 18:09
Roll on Floor Laughing

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Posted By: 300S&W
Date Posted: January/27/2009 at 05:46
 GOOD MORNIN' people!  Been up since 4:40 cleaning snow off the Cherokee so the wife could get to work and getting things ready for a major storm. FINALLY gettin my first cup of mud!


Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/27/2009 at 06:23
Originally posted by 300S&W 300S&W wrote:

 GOOD MORNIN' people!  Been up since 4:40 cleaning snow off the Cherokee so the wife could get to work and getting things ready for a major storm. FINALLY gettin my first cup of mud!
 
Yeap, its official...I looked outside this morning and Hell as froze over!
 
Morning 300S&W...We should call you 300 S&M your just too Darn cheerful in the early AM!
 
I'm a morning person too, but find that the older I get the more Mud is required to smileCoffee.
 
FRom your post I take it your on the East coast?  I myself live in Southcentral PA but work in Baltimore.  Weather has been screwy this last month but no snow until this week.
 
I'll probably be shovelling tomorrow morn myself...if the weather stations are right for once.


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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/27/2009 at 06:31
Originally posted by pyro6999 pyro6999 wrote:

funny you mentioned that bd, i found out what ed does on vacation!


 
This confirms it!  Ed is an alien!  Has Cocoon...no Viagara required.
 
I have heard of circle jerks but this is definately an new old wrinkleWink
Baby oil and incontinence DON"T go well together!  Messy..very, very messy


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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/27/2009 at 06:38
Heah Pyro...
     Whats with the new avitar?  Celibrating CAT laying off 20,000?


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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/27/2009 at 06:40
Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Heah Pyro...
     Whats with the new avitar?  Celibrating CAT laying off 20,000?
 
Or did you just buy some new Steel Toes!Smile


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Posted By: 300S&W
Date Posted: January/27/2009 at 07:50
 Yea Bud,I'm in WV about 60mi west of Winchester,VA.  This is our first accumulating snow storm this winter. Sounds like we might be chipping ice before it's over though.


Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/27/2009 at 08:17
Originally posted by 300S&W 300S&W wrote:

 Yea Bud,I'm in WV about 60mi west of Winchester,VA.  This is our first accumulating snow storm this winter. Sounds like we might be chipping ice before it's over though.
 
I think I know the  area!  I've been to Gore, VA.  a couple of times with the Big Dog Rock Crawlers.  Beauty area, I really enjoy going to the Private Campground there.  Its behind the Boyscott Camp.  One of my Crawling buddies lives in Martinsburg and works at the Jeep dealership there.  He is the best mechanic I have ever worked with.
 
Whoops...the boss is coming!  Talk at you later!


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Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: January/27/2009 at 08:34
Originally posted by pyro6999 pyro6999 wrote:

funny you mentioned that bd, i found out what ed does on vacation!


 
 Yikes I wonder how they explained that to their son or daughter!!!


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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: January/27/2009 at 09:39
Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Heah Pyro...
     Whats with the new avitar?  Celibrating CAT laying off 20,000?

your very astute bud! i run heavy equipment for a living, in fact here soon our company will be getting interviewed for a magzine article, we have set some sort of record with one of our machines that we werent aware of at the time. but its kinda cool beings we are a very small company (4 man crew)


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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: Bigdaddy0381
Date Posted: January/27/2009 at 13:50
Ed be very careful of what you eat...
 

Poisonous Fish Testicles Send 7 Japanese Diners to Hospital 

TOKYO —  Seven diners in northern Japan fell ill and three remained hospitalized Tuesday after eating blowfish testicles prepared in a restaurant not authorized to serve the poisonous delicacy.

The owner of the restaurant in Tsuruoka city, who is also the chef, had no license to serve blowfish and was being questioned on suspicion of professional negligence, police official Yoshihito Iwase said.

Blowfish, while extremely poisonous if not prepared properly, is considered a delicacy in Japan and is consumed by thrill-seeking gourmets.

Iwase said the seven men ordered sashimi and grilled blowfish testicles at the restaurant Monday night.

Shortly after, they developed limb paralysis and breathing trouble and started to lose consciousness — typical signs of blowfish poisoning — and were rushed to a hospital for treatment, Iwase said.

A 68-year-old diner remained hospitalized in critical condition with respiratory failure and two others, aged 55 and 69, were in serious condition, he said.

"It's scary. If you go to a decent-looking restaurant that serves fugu, you would assume a cook has a proper fugu license," Iwase said, using the Japanese term for blowfish.

Blowfish poison, called tetrodotoxin, is nearly 100 times more poisonous than potassium cyanide, according to the Ishikawa Health Service Association. It can cause death within an hour and a half after consumption.

Three people died and 44 others were sickened by blowfish poisoning in 2007 — most of them after catching the fish and cooking it at home — according to the Health Ministry.

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Posted By: 300S&W
Date Posted: January/27/2009 at 13:55
 Right there's why I always keep an extra loaf of bread around so I don't get desperate!


Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/27/2009 at 14:15
Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

Ed be very careful of what you eat...
 

Poisonous Fish Testicles Send 7 Japanese Diners to Hospital 

TOKYO —  Seven diners in northern Japan fell ill and three remained hospitalized Tuesday after eating blowfish testicles prepared in a restaurant not authorized to serve the poisonous delicacy.

The owner of the restaurant in Tsuruoka city, who is also the chef, had no license to serve blowfish and was being questioned on suspicion of professional negligence, police official Yoshihito Iwase said.

Blowfish, while extremely poisonous if not prepared properly, is considered a delicacy in Japan and is consumed by thrill-seeking gourmets.

Iwase said the seven men ordered sashimi and grilled blowfish testicles at the restaurant Monday night.

Shortly after, they developed limb paralysis and breathing trouble and started to lose consciousness — typical signs of blowfish poisoning — and were rushed to a hospital for treatment, Iwase said.

A 68-year-old diner remained hospitalized in critical condition with respiratory failure and two others, aged 55 and 69, were in serious condition, he said.

"It's scary. If you go to a decent-looking restaurant that serves fugu, you would assume a cook has a proper fugu license," Iwase said, using the Japanese term for blowfish.

Blowfish poison, called tetrodotoxin, is nearly 100 times more poisonous than potassium cyanide, according to the Ishikawa Health Service Association. It can cause death within an hour and a half after consumption.

Three people died and 44 others were sickened by blowfish poisoning in 2007 — most of them after catching the fish and cooking it at home — according to the Health Ministry.

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Come on Big Daddy... Ed is not a cannibalWink
 
He is just Ed.  Love'em or leave'm


Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: January/27/2009 at 14:18
ed is a retired roughneck, enough said! kinda like a drummer, different breed of cat there!

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343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
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Posted By: 300S&W
Date Posted: January/27/2009 at 14:31
 Yep! He's our junk yard dog.


Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: January/27/2009 at 14:45
eating blowfish testicles!!!!! Yikes
 
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Posted By: 300S&W
Date Posted: January/27/2009 at 14:57
 NOT that I'm wanting any! But I wonder how many it takes to make a mess?


Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: January/27/2009 at 15:05
Originally posted by 300S&W 300S&W wrote:

 NOT that I'm wanting any! But I wonder how many it takes to make a mess?
 
And how would you eat them!?!?!?


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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: January/27/2009 at 15:06
how do you eat sea urchine?

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: January/27/2009 at 15:30
I'm sure it would be the same way you would eat blowfish testicles..
 
Since they are both really small.


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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: January/27/2009 at 15:31
my wife likes to watch the "iron chef" on the food network, bobby flay used a sea urchine for some sort of bowl like thing but you ate the urchin also,Shocked

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: January/27/2009 at 15:35

Maybe you eat it like Caviar! Merry Christmas



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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: January/27/2009 at 15:38
im not one to eat things that swim or slither

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: January/27/2009 at 15:56

Someone told me you eat here alot!

 
 


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Posted By: Tip69
Date Posted: January/27/2009 at 20:48
swimmers........ yum!  slithers.......... not so much!

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take em!


Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/28/2009 at 09:46
Originally posted by pyro6999 pyro6999 wrote:

im not one to eat things that swim or slither
 
Ah come on,  Swimmers are brain food.  Slithers...some aren't to bad.
Rattlesnake is tasty and so is alligator.  Being born and raised in Florida we lightly batter or flour our slithers and deep fry'em  Yum Yum Big Grin


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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/28/2009 at 09:47
Originally posted by Stephanie Stephanie wrote:

Someone told me you eat here alot!

 
 


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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/28/2009 at 09:48
Only when the Oysters are small Wink

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Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: January/28/2009 at 13:48
Eat and Drink

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Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: January/28/2009 at 15:16
Are we talking about the same thing???
 
Did not know Mountain Oysters slithered or went swimming.


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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: January/28/2009 at 15:28
its okay steph i dont think he gets it! i know what your talking about, when i was in school we helped our rancher friends after school and went to there brandings, and a lot of the kids ate the oysters right after they were taken, they would throw them on top of the branding iron stove and cook em up like that and flip em over with a pocket knife, tastes like chicken they say.

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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/28/2009 at 15:32
Better than chicken!!!   Rattlesnake and frog legs tastes like chicken!!!   Bucky

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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/28/2009 at 15:45
Originally posted by Stephanie Stephanie wrote:

Are we talking about the same thing???
 
Did not know Mountain Oysters slithered or went swimming.
 
Might not slither but they are squishy.


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Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: January/28/2009 at 15:47
That's one oyster you won't catch me eating! Pukers
 


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Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: January/28/2009 at 15:47
Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Originally posted by Stephanie Stephanie wrote:

Are we talking about the same thing???
 
Did not know Mountain Oysters slithered or went swimming.
 
Might not slither but they are squishy.
 
lol...... So true!


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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: January/28/2009 at 15:47
me too!

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375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/28/2009 at 16:25
Food of the Gods............Eat and Drink

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Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: January/29/2009 at 00:03
Originally posted by Stephanie Stephanie wrote:

Someone told me you eat here alot!

 
 
Mike Rowe knows what they taste like. Raw and cooked. It was a disgusting job.

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Posted By: 300S&W
Date Posted: January/30/2009 at 06:05
 ALRIGHT! RISE and SHINE!
 
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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/30/2009 at 06:14
 
 
 
                                                                                               Baseball Bat


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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/30/2009 at 06:39
Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

 
 
 
                                                                                               Baseball Bat
       Smiling Mad  Somebody didn't drink his happy juice Coffee

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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/30/2009 at 06:41
Originally posted by 300S&W 300S&W wrote:

 ALRIGHT! RISE and SHINE!
 
        http://s296.photobucket.com/albums/mm197/maryandearl/?action=view&current=100_1537.flv - http://s296.photobucket.com/albums/mm197/maryandearl/?action=view&current=100_1537.flv
                 Flame ThrowerBurn that thing!


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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: January/30/2009 at 08:11
coffee aint my speed sorry, im into that cheapo gas station cappachino crap almond amaretto please 24oz!

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: Bigdaddy0381
Date Posted: January/30/2009 at 08:28
Originally posted by pyro6999 pyro6999 wrote:

coffee aint my speed sorry, im into that cheapo gas station cappachino crap almond amaretto please 24oz!
 
 

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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/30/2009 at 08:31
 
 
                                                                                                 Laugh


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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: January/30/2009 at 08:42
its the truth, i cannot deny it,  coffee alone doesnt taste good to me.

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: January/30/2009 at 10:07
This is my fav to drink when it come to coffee!!!  Coffee
 
 


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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: January/30/2009 at 10:10
they have "holiday" gas stations here in the upper mid west and they have some of the best wannabe "flavored" coffee ive ever had from a gas station. irish cream is another one thats excellent. you get a 24oz cup for $1!!

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"



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