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Topic: You Know You're In Texas When.....
Posted By: Ed Connelly
Subject: You Know You're In Texas When.....
Date Posted: January/26/2011 at 19:16
You know yer in TEXAS when the DPS stops you for speeding and asks you how much you've had to drink and you say "Oh......about half a bottle" and he says " Well, you better be careful! "  !!!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/26/2011 at 19:20
You know you're in Texas when Fire Ants are more scary than rattlesnakes...........
 
 
                                                           Shocked
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/26/2011 at 19:23
You know yer in TEXAS when folks say that they have DYSENTERY instead of Diarrhea........
 
 
                                                                      Eek
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/26/2011 at 19:26
You know yer in Texas when some folks cook okra and it feels like a a slimy raw oyster.......    

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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/26/2011 at 19:28
You know yer in TEXAS when you shoot a burglar and the Cops tell you to drag the body into the house and that they will be there in five minutes....
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/26/2011 at 19:30
..............you genuflect in  front of the ALAMO.  

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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/26/2011 at 20:16

 

 

 



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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/27/2011 at 05:11
You know yer in Texas when the mosquito sucking the blood out of your arm is as big as a grape.
 
               
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/27/2011 at 05:17
You know yer in EAST TEXAS when you need to go to the mailbox but you think that you will wait awhile before going outside because you just took a bath...
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/27/2011 at 05:43
You know yer in Texas when an eskimo freezes to death in Dalhart on his way to Florida. 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: tman1965
Date Posted: January/27/2011 at 06:18
Roll on Floor Laughing


Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/27/2011 at 08:41
You know yer in Texas when they say: " Anybody north of Corpus Christi is a Yankee"  ..........
 
                
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/27/2011 at 11:15
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/27/2011 at 11:19
" I was going to make a joke about TEXAS but my doctor told me that I was allergic to bullets entering my body. "   
 
                       
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/27/2011 at 12:00

     

 

 

 



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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/27/2011 at 15:59
You know yer in Texas when the tallest building in town is a Cotton Gin!! 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/27/2011 at 16:01
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/27/2011 at 20:17
      
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/27/2011 at 20:21
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/28/2011 at 05:29
You know that yer in Texas when you knock your shoes on the floor in the morning to knock out any scorpions before putting them on. 
 
            
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/28/2011 at 20:32
You know yer in Texas when every woman in the state won't walk out the door of her house without being completely made up for the Miss America pageant.............even if she's just going to the mailbox!!   
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/28/2011 at 20:54
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/29/2011 at 13:59
" Well, Stanley, I don't think there is anybody on SWFA that is from Texas.  That's why no one is contributing. "  
 
" Umm......What does 'contributing' mean, Ollie? "   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/29/2011 at 14:07
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/29/2011 at 19:01
" It means what is going on here....! "  
 
 
    
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
" Well, why didn't you say so, Ollie? "  
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/29/2011 at 19:04
" OH! Nevermind, you nitwit!!! " 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/31/2011 at 05:00
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: January/31/2011 at 05:04
 
 
" Well, there was this Mustang and some Hooters gal....and ....I don't remember any more..."  
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/01/2011 at 20:53
You can tell your in Dalhart when ............well, trust me, you'll know!!  
 
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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/01/2011 at 20:54
 
 
 
 
                           
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/02/2011 at 22:54

               

 

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/02/2011 at 22:56
 
 
 
                       
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/02/2011 at 22:59
 
 
 
 
 
                              
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/02/2011 at 23:01
                      
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/02/2011 at 23:05
We used to drink at the Soap Creek Saloon..........
 
 
   
 
http://www.austinchronicle.com/music/2001-10-12/83273/ - http://www.austinchronicle.com/music/2001-10-12/83273/
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/02/2011 at 23:19
Whatever happened to The Crystal Pistol??       Shocked
 
.....in San Antonio??   
 
 
 
 
 
      
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/03/2011 at 06:21
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/03/2011 at 07:00
Kilgore, Texas 
 
   
 
 
 
 
I love this building 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: bugsNbows
Date Posted: February/03/2011 at 11:15
Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

 
 
 
 
 


Good googly moogly. That's some yummy stuff right there.



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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/03/2011 at 19:36
" We got a live one, fellas! "  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/04/2011 at 06:06
Gulf of Mexico         Freeport, Texas                     
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/04/2011 at 06:09
Shrimp boats 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: 8shots
Date Posted: February/04/2011 at 06:57
Looks like Miss Carolee is a better name then God''s Gift!


Posted By: RifleDude
Date Posted: February/04/2011 at 07:35
Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

 
 
 
 
 
 


I'm a little familiar with that location! Wink


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Posted By: RifleDude
Date Posted: February/04/2011 at 07:38





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Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.


Posted By: SD Dog
Date Posted: February/04/2011 at 09:20
Originally posted by RifleDude RifleDude wrote:






Grrrrr.


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Posted By: RifleDude
Date Posted: February/04/2011 at 09:49
All my hunting buddies look a lot like her.

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Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.


Posted By: SD Dog
Date Posted: February/04/2011 at 09:55
SWEET!  Ah, will require verification.  Post pics please.

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If nobody ever said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth. AP Herbert

Stupidity & ignorance have been the foundation for many certainties.


Posted By: jonoMT
Date Posted: February/04/2011 at 10:19
Good golly, now I'm looking forward to my trip to Houston in April.

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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: February/04/2011 at 10:19
you dont pick those up at wal mart do you ted??Wink

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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/04/2011 at 20:40
Fire Ants!!...........coming to a town near you................Shocked       
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/05/2011 at 08:14
El Paso                 The mountains in this photo are in MEXICO        
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
     
 
 
 
 
Interstate 10           Across the 'crick' [ that would be the Rio Grande ...] is Chihuahua, Mexico...........Bandito           
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/05/2011 at 09:30
       
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: bugsNbows
Date Posted: February/05/2011 at 09:38
Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

Fire Ants!!...........coming to a town near you................Shocked       
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Now your talkin'. Right up my alley.


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/05/2011 at 10:00
Right up yer pantleg!!!      Roll on Floor Laughing

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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/05/2011 at 13:23
The Panhandle 
 
 
    
 
North of Amarillo on US 287    
 
 
     
 
 
               
 
 
 
 
 
 
DALHART  
 
The BNSF train heading south. The tracks in the foreground are UNION PACIFIC.  I worked right here switching boxcars when I worked for Southern Pacific ( which got bought up by UP...)  The Union Pacific depot is about a quarter of a mile to the right.........
 
 
 
Dalhart, Texas in the winter   
 
 
 
Dalhart, Texas in the summer 
 
      
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/05/2011 at 13:57
Near Stratford, Texas         
 
 
 
 
 
 
Stratford, Texas in 1935     ( Obama must have been President...)  
 
 
 
 
 
Texhoma   [ looking North ]           ( The town in TWO States...)   
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/05/2011 at 14:01
Beautiful Corpus Christi 
 
 
     
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/05/2011 at 14:11
" The Valley "  
 
McAllen, Texas
    
 
 
  
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/12/2011 at 18:42
You know you're in Texas when you wake up in Orange and head for El Paso---and twelve hours later you're still driving and you ain't there yet!!!     Roll on Floor Laughing
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/12/2011 at 18:49
    
 
 
 
 
       
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/12/2011 at 18:51
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/12/2011 at 18:53
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/12/2011 at 18:55
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/12/2011 at 19:05
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/13/2011 at 07:25

         

 
 
 
 

        

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/13/2011 at 07:39
" Are we there yet? " 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/13/2011 at 11:45
" I used to have an old Packard that would pass anything on the road---except filling stations and liquor stores! "   
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/14/2011 at 05:57
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/14/2011 at 20:09
You know you're in Texas in the summer when it's so hot that you see a dog chasing a cat----and they're both walking!!       Laugh
 
 
                   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/15/2011 at 05:55
        
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/15/2011 at 05:58
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/15/2011 at 06:04
       
 
 
TEXAS HILL COUNTRY 
 
 
 
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.centraltexashillcountry.com/images/1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.centraltexashillcountry.com/&usg=__CSQiHBXZv2MemkpfgKRoS9xoXk0=&h=450&w=600&sz=100&hl=en&start=13&zoom=1&itbs=1&tbnid=xN_gg-AjycwMsM:&tbnh=101&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtexas%2Bhill%2Bcountry%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&ei=pmpaTbifOoep8AaW54iBDQ - http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.centraltexashillcountry.com/images/1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.centraltexashillcountry.com/&usg=__CSQiHBXZv2MemkpfgKRoS9xoXk0=&h=450&w=600&sz=100&hl=en&start=13&zoom=1&itbs=1&tbnid=xN_gg-AjycwMsM:&tbnh=101&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtexas%2Bhill%2Bcountry%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&ei=pmpaTbifOoep8AaW54iBDQ
 
 
 
            
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/15/2011 at 06:07
 
 
 
      
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/15/2011 at 06:12
 
 
      
 
 
 
      
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/15/2011 at 18:44
Canyon Lake,   Texas
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: stickbow46
Date Posted: February/16/2011 at 18:12
Ed did you believe Bud when he told you to take a slow boat to China [:}
Great hunting photos Excellent


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/16/2011 at 21:51
You know yer in Texas when you decide to go the other way on the Interstate and you just drive across the grass and .....go the other way!!!   DUH!!!  
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/17/2011 at 19:23
" Duh!!!! "  
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/18/2011 at 06:19
       
 
 
        
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/18/2011 at 22:59
You know your in Texas when you see an H E B.................    
 
        
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/20/2011 at 16:25
You know yer in Texas when 10% of the words you use are Spanish!!  
 
 
 
 
 
" Hey, Thurmon, hand me that como se llama.."  
 
   
 
 
 
                                           Roll on Floor Laughing
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/25/2011 at 21:16
You know your in Texas when you hit a rattlesnake on the highway and it feels as if you just slammed into a speed bump!! 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/26/2011 at 14:36

You know yer in Texas when you have "wet" counties and "dry" counties...............Eek

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/27/2011 at 19:31
You know yer in Houston when you've been on the freeway for two hours and have moved about 47 feet.........
 
 
   
 
 
      
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/27/2011 at 19:38
       
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/27/2011 at 19:40
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/27/2011 at 19:55
Midland   
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/27/2011 at 19:58
  
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/28/2011 at 06:25
 
 
I heard legends about the origin of the Chicken Fried Steak.  I heard that two towns have claimed credit for the invention of this tasty tidbit:  Fort Worth and Lamesa.   I don't know........ 
 
 
 
 
Lamesa, Texas   ( the best way to describe it is to go rent the movie "The Last Picture Show".....Smile  ) 
 
  
 
  
 
 
      
 
I once watched a movie in this old theater......years ago in the eighties....
 
 
 
 
 
 
    
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: bugsNbows
Date Posted: February/28/2011 at 07:48
Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

You know yer in Houston when you've been on the freeway for two hours and have moved about 47 feet.........
 
 
   
 
 
      
 
 
 


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Posted By: Alan Robertson
Date Posted: February/28/2011 at 08:39
So, living and driving in Houston?



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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/28/2011 at 18:01
I have refused to drive into Houston since 1989.............never again.............
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: March/01/2011 at 18:33
Cucarachas   
 
You know your in Texas when you hear screams coming from the room next door at a hotel in Galveston!!!
 
 
 
 
                                      Big Grin
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: March/01/2011 at 18:38
They got moths in Texas that have eyeballs with pupils in them!!  They are huge!!  They may ask to bum a cigarette from you!!!  
 
Polyphemus Moth
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: March/01/2011 at 18:41

Don't tread on this Cottonmouth!!!     No No

 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: March/01/2011 at 18:49
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: March/01/2011 at 18:53
Gator Bait
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: March/01/2011 at 18:53
 
 
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: March/01/2011 at 19:00
The Big Thicket  
 
    
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If you go out into the Big Thicket at night you won't be able to hear yourself think because of all the NOISE!!!     You may never come back!!!   Shocked
 
 
 
 


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