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Topic: Soft side!!
Posted By: Stephanie
Subject: Soft side!!
Date Posted: February/07/2008 at 16:58
OK, Hate to do this, but  it's time to bring the soft side out..... "just for a second"
 
 
What will you be doing for your sweeties for Valentine's this year...
 
Any funny stories that happen to you in the past on V-DAY?
 
Here are a few ideas if you don't have one!!
 
http://www.mymms.com/customprint/?src=112078&sc_cid=P_GG_50_N00_MA9ABN00PGG50111 - http://www.mymms.com/customprint/?src=112078&sc_cid=P_GG_50_N00_MA9ABN00PGG50111
 
http://www.hersheygifts.com/home/index.jsp - http://www.hersheygifts.com/home/index.jsp


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Posted By: Dale Clifford
Date Posted: February/07/2008 at 17:03
oh jeez, glad you reminded me.


Posted By: lucznik
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 11:27

It will likely not sound too romantic but, my wife is quite the "scrapbooking" fanatic so; I'm buying her a photo-manipulation program that she wants.

It'll last a whole lot longer than chocolate or flowers, bring her more satisfaction, and be more useful than jewelry.
 
 
 


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Posted By: Bigdaddy0381
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 12:04
Originally posted by lucznik lucznik wrote:

It will likely not sound too romantic but, my wife is quite the "scrapbooking" fanatic so; I'm buying her a photo-manipulation program that she wants.

It'll last a whole lot longer than chocolate or flowers, bring her more satisfaction, and be more useful than jewelry.
 
 
 
 
Good call. That reminds me not to get my wife the new vacume she's been needing.
 
I think a movie and dinner might be just what the Dr orders.I sure hope she lets me go with her this year.
 


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Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 12:11
I can't mention what my girlfriend is gonna get, open forum you know, we gotta keep it family freindly. LOL

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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 12:17
well i can, my wife informed me yesterday that we would once again do the im not getting you anything and you shouldnt get me anything either!. i get doubled up if i do her bday is the 13th so its kinda stupid to buy for both occasions, like having your bday on dec24, like your getting anything extra other than maybe a cake!

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: Bigdaddy0381
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 12:17
Originally posted by cyborg cyborg wrote:

I can't mention what my girlfriend is gonna get, open forum you know, we gotta keep it family freindly. LOL
 
you could have just told us the mail man  and we would have understood.
 


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Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 12:22
Naw ya can't send what she's getting in the mail. YEEE HAWWWW!!!!!!!!

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Posted By: CowboyBill
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 13:01
I only hope for her sake that she enjoys it as much as you................ Heh Heh Heh HEY!!!!!


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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 13:07
come on guys!Light%20It%20Up

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: furboom
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 13:24
no joke here! my wife wants a double barrled shotgun in 20gauge.  WOW what a woman!!!  yup just call me a romanticWink

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Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 13:25

Well, I don't think it's chocolate!  Big%20Grin

 


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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 13:27
Originally posted by furboom furboom wrote:

no joke here! my wife wants a double barrled shotgun in 20gauge.  WOW what a woman!!!  yup just call me a romanticWink
 
alterior motive maybe!


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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 13:30
OK, OK, OK, JEESH!!!!! Mouth%20Taped%20Shut
I'm gonna take her out to a nice restaurant, and she'll probably eat a nice juicy steak, and some shrimp skewers. Then we'll probably go and dance a little bit, or have some beers (her, not me) cause I'll be driving. Then IF we get home early enoughCencored and lay out of work the next day so that we can recover. That's when she'll get the MUSHY card that I forgot to give her on VALENTINES DAY!!!!!! How's that????????


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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 13:31
you sickCencored

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 13:37
Originally posted by pyro6999 pyro6999 wrote:

you sickCencored
Hey you said "come on guys Light%20It%20Up"  So I figured I'd play nice, for the Optics Goddess Love
Now I can go back to being my normal depraved and curmudgeon like crusty old self. Big%20Grin


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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 13:42
Laugh

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 13:44
Originally posted by Stephanie Stephanie wrote:

Well, I don't think it's chocolate!  Big%20Grin

 
 It needs no cords or batteries either, I know how much you ladies hate getting appliances for valentines day. Wink


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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 13:46
i wouldnt mind getting one of those gas powered blenders with the fourwheeler style throttle control, little 2cycle motor sounds like a weed eater that chops the hell out of rocks even

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 13:53
Originally posted by pyro6999 pyro6999 wrote:

i wouldnt mind getting one of those gas powered blenders with the fourwheeler style throttle control, little 2cycle motor sounds like a weed eater that chops the hell out of rocks even
 SAAEEY WHAHT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Check your man card brother!!!!!!!! that counts as an appliance. We men want Bass pro gift cards and stuff like that. Well there are other things we like to get on valentines day, things like Cencored  but they don't generally cost money to give. 


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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 13:56
didnt you ever see the trick my truck episode where they built the tail gator? it was one of those international cx's pickups, the four door semi truck with a pickup bed? then they had a trailer that they turned into a bar and video game console with a couple of big flat screens and they had that kick ass blender at the bar making margaritas?

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 13:58
OH!!!!! well you should have said so, I'd like to get my ride pimped for valentines day too. That would be COOOOOL!!!!!

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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 14:00
trick my dump truck, that paint wouldnt last a week with some of the lake lots i deliver dirt to during the summer.

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 14:08
Originally posted by cyborg cyborg wrote:

Originally posted by Stephanie Stephanie wrote:

Well, I don't think it's chocolate!  Big%20Grin

 
 It needs no cords or batteries either, I know how much you ladies hate getting appliances for valentines day. Wink
 
Laugh Oh great!!! I just Yikesspit my coke everywhere!  Boy, y'all are a bunch of hoots.
 
 
 


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Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 14:12
What!!!!! You think I could have survived this long with out learning a little sumptin sumptin?

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Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 14:35
yeah! I hope I get one of these for Valentine's day.
 
 
NOT!  Although I could you one of these...hehe


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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 14:38
isnt this more like it??? tim the tool man taylor style??


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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 14:49
FORGET THE STEAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
I'll take what you have!Shocked That would make some killer drinks.


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Posted By: Bigdaddy0381
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 14:52
Originally posted by Stephanie Stephanie wrote:

FORGET THE STEAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
I'll take what you have!Shocked That would make some killer drinks.
 
after about for good drink I could see someone trying to use that thing .
 


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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 14:53
missing digits is what i would see happening there!

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 14:53
HOEEELLLLLEEEE SMOKES MAN,............... Thinking ROOTMAN PUREE????????????

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Posted By: Bigdaddy0381
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 14:55
Originally posted by pyro6999 pyro6999 wrote:

missing digits is what i would see happening there!
 
And the topless girl sitting on it yelling there "ain't no gas intttttt"  (in a druknin slurrrr)


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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 15:03
thats funny

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: Steelbenz
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 16:25
Originally posted by pyro6999 pyro6999 wrote:

well i can, my wife informed me yesterday that we would once again do the im not getting you anything and you shouldnt get me anything either!. i get doubled up if i do her bday is the 13th so its kinda stupid to buy for both occasions, like having your bday on dec24, like your getting anything extra other than maybe a cake!
 
 
 
Pyro, my man that is the I need a hole put in my head.  They say "I don't want anything"  translation: Your sorry butt better have somthing for me after all I put up with from you!!!
 
A box of choloate is less that a box of hornadys.  And you might get the same amount of enjoyment out of it!!!   Big%20Grin   


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Posted By: Steelbenz
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 16:39
BTW: Thanks Steph, Your are the OG!!!
That little post of yours will pull my rear out of the fire!!!
and like I said, it's cheaper than a box of A-max's.
Thunbs%20Up 


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"Don't argue with a fool! From a distance you can't really tell who's who!"


Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 16:55
its our tradition, after we got married we quit doing that crap

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: CowboyBill
Date Posted: February/08/2008 at 18:05
I wish I could be as romantic as you guys,,,,,,,,,, Makes me all soggy in the eye sockets.
I gonna have ta git me a WOMAN!!!!!!! OOOOWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO


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A horse may be an outdated mode of transportation, but you don't buy hay by the gallon.


Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/09/2008 at 13:43

yep...................YEARS LATER you will hear about all the Valentine's Day stuff you forgot while you were out workin' double shifts in the snow!!! You THINK that YOU came to an AGREEMENT about doing away with an official Hallmark Card Holiday!!????Roll%20on%20Floor%20LaughingExcellent THAT'S A GOOD ONE!! OH Brother!!!

Just wait...........Stare ...............uh-huh....are you gonna be one sorry little dude...............!!

 



Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: February/09/2008 at 13:53
i dont care, i didnt get anything from her either! we dont even buy b-day gifts or xmas gifts either, spend it all on our kids

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/10/2008 at 08:57
Let me give you the number of a good divorce lawyer, Pyro....someday you're going to need one....[ I'm gonna send you the number of my EX-WIFE'S lawyer (!)....believe me, you don't want YOUR wife hiring THIS @#$*&^%$% woman!!!!]                
 
My ex-wife still likes to refer to our divorce as "amicable". I'm sending her a Webster's Dictionary.         --   Ed  ( an emaciated, broke, squished EX-HUSBAND) Fridge%20Smash


Posted By: Steelbenz
Date Posted: February/10/2008 at 21:39
WHOA ED,
Dude, you sound a little bitter!!! Back away from the screen and breathe slowly, say to yourself I will not allow what someone else does ruin my day!!! How I react is in my control!!!  Bitterness only destroys your fruit, the person that dumped the garbage on you doesn't care.

Man, do I do a good Dr. Phil or what?   LOL   Laugh%20Above      Roll%20on%20Floor%20Laughing


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"Don't argue with a fool! From a distance you can't really tell who's who!"


Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/11/2008 at 16:24
I'm breathin', Doc....I'm breathin'............. I'm gruntin', Doc..............Farter    .....ahhhhh...........


Posted By: tahqua
Date Posted: February/11/2008 at 17:20
Originally posted by Steelbenz Steelbenz wrote:

WHOA ED,
Dude, you sound a little bitter!!! Back away from the screen and breathe slowly, say to yourself I will not allow what someone else does ruin my day!!! How I react is in my control!!!  Bitterness only destroys your fruit, the person that dumped the garbage on you doesn't care.

Man, do I do a good Dr. Phil or what?   LOL   Laugh%20Above      Roll%20on%20Floor%20Laughing



That is good.
I'm buying chocolates and I'm going to smile and behave....................... I still have some ice fishing to do.


Posted By: Steelbenz
Date Posted: February/11/2008 at 19:41
There you go Doug.  The Smooth Operator handbook says Roses and Sees candies are worth a weekend at the camp of your choice!!!  ( fish or hunt )

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"Don't argue with a fool! From a distance you can't really tell who's who!"


Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 08:10
Happy Valentine's Everyone!!!!!!!!!!!
LoveLove


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Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 08:14
Thanks Stephanie!!!! I hope yours goes well, and no appliances........

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Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 08:19
Laugh  So far I'm in the clear!!
 
    How about you??  Did you get a lawn mower?? Wink


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Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 08:22
Nope, I'm getting something even better................... A HUMMER!!!!!!!! Oh%20Yea%20Baby

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Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 08:29
Laugh              

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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 08:34
i got a dirty look!

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: Bigdaddy0381
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 08:53
Oh crap thats today?


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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 08:54
ya bro get on it!

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 08:59
Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

Oh crap thats today?
 
Shocked  I even reminded you!!!!!!!
 
 
Poker      Get%20Your%20Popcorn%20ReadyMy popcorn is ready, send us the video of you getting beat!!!!!!


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"Always give people more than what they expect to get!"       



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Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 09:02
I'll bet it will look something like this, only not animated. Nut%20Kicker

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Posted By: Bigdaddy0381
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 09:03
I'm a guy
 
Nah.i covered it. I put a card in her jeep this morning so she would see ir when she left for work. and then I have some other stuff planed for this evening( HAHAHAHAHEHEHEHAHAHA) do that ina count dracula voice.
 


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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 09:08
stop it this is a family program take it to the private forum!

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: Bigdaddy0381
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 09:09
I meant going to eat out to night.

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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.

Ecclesiastes 10:2


Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 09:11
dude!

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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead"

343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 09:11
Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

I'm a guy
 
 
 I sure hope so.....Wink  If not I recommend changing your "screen name"
 
BIGMAMA0381 
 
Jerry%20Springer


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"Always give people more than what they expect to get!"       



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Posted By: Bigdaddy0381
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 09:13
Originally posted by Stephanie Stephanie wrote:

Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

I'm a guy
 
 
 I sure hope so.....Wink  If not I recommend changing your "screen name"
 
Jerry%20Springer
 
I haven't seen you around these parts ina long while and you show up all sassy today.
 


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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.

Ecclesiastes 10:2


Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 09:18
I'm guessing it's the "Flowers and Chocolates"

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Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 09:21
Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

Originally posted by Stephanie Stephanie wrote:

Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

I'm a guy
 
 
 I sure hope so.....Wink  If not I recommend changing your "screen name"
 
Jerry%20Springer
 
I haven't seen you around these parts ina long while and you show up all sassy today.
 
 
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!  Big%20Grin
 
OK, I'M Sorry  DO YOU FORGIVE ME Question  


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"Always give people more than what they expect to get!"       



Stephanie.Price@SWFA.com   Customer Service/Sales


Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 09:23
Stephanie!!!!! Please DO pick some more...........

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Posted By: Bigdaddy0381
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 09:30
Originally posted by Stephanie Stephanie wrote:

Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

Originally posted by Stephanie Stephanie wrote:

Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

I'm a guy
 
 
 I sure hope so.....Wink  If not I recommend changing your "screen name"
 
Jerry%20Springer
 
I haven't seen you around these parts ina long while and you show up all sassy today.
 
 
 
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!  Big%20Grin
 
OK, I'M Sorry  DO YOU FORGIVE ME Question  
Spanker sure
 


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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.

Ecclesiastes 10:2


Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 09:54
Cencored

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"Always give people more than what they expect to get!"       



Stephanie.Price@SWFA.com   Customer Service/Sales


Posted By: Urimaginaryfrnd
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 11:23
Originally posted by pyro6999 pyro6999 wrote:

isnt this more like it??? tim the tool man taylor style??
 
How does that work does she just sit down on the ledge and grab a handle on each side of her legs?  WOW now thats a valentine present and it comes in red.  A girl could be happy making margaritas anywhere with that.    Love


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"Always do the right thing, just because it is the right thing to do".
Bobby Paul Doherty
Texas Ranger


Posted By: Urimaginaryfrnd
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 11:55
I showed up two days ago with a rose and three balloons and a card. Yesterday I got her a really nice plant. Today I was thinking Kiss.  About that time reality set in when the Chevy dealer called and told me it was going to cost over $800 to fix my defroster on my 04 truck - I think i'm already getting Pokerbrought back to reality. How dare me think I would get to take her out for a nice dinner tonight. Eat%20and%20Drink

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"Always do the right thing, just because it is the right thing to do".
Bobby Paul Doherty
Texas Ranger


Posted By: Steelbenz
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 12:00
Come on Man,
It's ONLY money, After TAXES,  Health  account, 401(K), Insurance(s)

Hey, about 4-5 hours OT
You'll be Callin' Ruth's Chris Steakhouse for reservations. 


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"Don't argue with a fool! From a distance you can't really tell who's who!"


Posted By: Bigdaddy0381
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 12:05
Originally posted by Urimaginaryfrnd Urimaginaryfrnd wrote:

I showed up two days ago with a rose and three balloons and a card. Yesterday I got her a really nice plant. Today I was thinking Kiss.  About that time reality set in when the Chevy dealer called and told me it was going to cost over $800 to fix my defroster on my 04 truck - I think i'm already getting Pokerbrought back to reality. How dare me think I would get to take her out for a nice dinner tonight. Eat%20and%20Drink
 

That’s not a problem man I can help you.

 

Go to the store get 4 rose 2 white and 2 red

Take one of the white rose and sit down and hand right a little note on how the white rose is a symbol of how the friends ship is between you 2 and how it continues to grow.

Take a red rose and write a letter stating how it is a symbol of the love you 2 have shared and will keep sharing and grown.

 

Take the other 2 rose about 15 minutes before she gets home and pull the peddles off one red and one white leaving them leading to the bathroom with the biggest Bath tub take and draw her a nice HOT bubble bath.

Then lay your letter on the counter for her to see later. when she inters let her fallow the rose pedals to the room your in. gently undress her and put her in the bubble bath and let her have HER time (no touching) go down stairs and make ya'll( her) something nice to eat with something like wine (beer) for her to drink and serve HER the entire night.

 

BINGO you’re in like fin.

 

The 800$ on the defrost will be nothing after a night like that for HER



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Posted By: Steelbenz
Date Posted: February/14/2008 at 18:45

AHH yes, and Alabama Boy,

Or Buy 11 red roses, Give them to her and tell her "She the twelveth rose of the bunch.

Spending 36K on a new SUV for Her does a pretty good job too!!!    Wink 



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Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: February/15/2008 at 06:24
You guys are TOO much, kinda like eggs, tough outer shell and all gooey on the inside...... LOL 

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Posted By: RifleDude
Date Posted: February/15/2008 at 17:05
Originally posted by cyborg cyborg wrote:

Nope, I'm getting something even better................... A HUMMER!!!!!!!! Oh%20Yea%20Baby
 
... and maybe if you're lucky, one of those boxy looking SUV type vehicles modeled after the military humvees, right?Wink


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Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.


Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: February/15/2008 at 17:55
Well I can tell you there weren't any wheels on it.................... Oh well you take what you can get I guess............... Yippee

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An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects.

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