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" I wish Rifledude would get on here and educate us some more about Scotch whisky..."  







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Speaking of whisk(e)y, my wife bought me some of this soap the other day. It smells like a blend of oak, bourbon, and leather.




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Originally posted by RifleDude RifleDude wrote:

Speaking of whisk(e)y, my wife bought me some of this soap the other day. It smells like a blend of oak, bourbon, and leather.





Officer observed subjectt driving north on Notown RD in 0000 block. Subject crossed center line, and officer stopped subject for possibly driving under influence. When officer approached subject, officer smelled a strong smell of alcoholic beverage. Officer ordered subject to exit vehicle. When subject exited the vehicle, he stumbled and fell, striking his head on the pavement. Subject began cursing the officer within ear shot of women and children, causing alarm among the public. As subject got up he lunged for the officer's weapon causing officer to stop subject by striking subject in the head with an impact weapon. Subject then tried to reach for a 7mm Winkle concealed under the front seat of his vehicle. Officer stopped subject by firing his taser at subject, and cuffing subject while he cursed officer within hearing distance of witnesses. Officer placed subject under arrest and transported suspect to the hospital and then to booking.
Officer awaiting results of toxicology report.


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Haha!

You’re quite the storyteller there, Lynn! If by chance you have a good speaking voice to match, then Morgan Freeman has some serious competition in castings for “Narrator!”
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That's just how I'd write the arrest slip, TedWink

Of course, in this case I forgot to start with, "Once upon a time".

Oh, and Morgan is safe. I have to much southern country drawl to narrate.

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