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    Posted: September/11/2008 at 17:38
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.


This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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That's a GOOOOOOD one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote 3_tens Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September/11/2008 at 21:10
Does this mean that they are used as earphones? Big%20Smile
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mmmm.....  surround soundWink
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One in each ear!! Stereo heartbeat.

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 I guess the nipples will be the tuning knobs ...
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Now that's FUNNY!
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Originally posted by mercenary1947 mercenary1947 wrote:

 I guess the nipples will be the tuning knobs ...
 
 
Somehow I knew you were goin to say that!
 
But the surrond sound comment, there's a place I could spend some quality time!
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