Difference between liberal and conservative

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, they don’t buy one.  If a liberal doesn’t like
guns, then no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don’t eat meat.  If a liberal is, they want
to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.  A
liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, they quietly enjoy their life.  If a liberal is
homosexual, they loudly demand legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently
successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of
government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A
liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.  Liberals
demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.   A liberal wants any
mention of God or religion silenced. 

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or
may choose a job that provides it.  A liberal demands that his neighbors pay for
his.