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 Topic: You Know You're In Texas When.....Posted: January/26/2011 at 19:16 |
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You know yer in TEXAS when the DPS stops you for speeding and asks you how much you've had to drink and you say "Oh......about half a bottle" and he says " Well, you better be careful! " !!!!!!
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Posted: January/26/2011 at 19:20 |
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You know you're in Texas when Fire Ants are more scary than rattlesnakes...........
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Posted: January/26/2011 at 19:23 |
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You know yer in TEXAS when folks say that they have DYSENTERY instead of Diarrhea........
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Posted: January/26/2011 at 19:26 |
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You know yer in Texas when some folks cook okra and it feels like a a slimy raw oyster.......
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Posted: January/26/2011 at 19:28 |
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You know yer in TEXAS when you shoot a burglar and the Cops tell you to drag the body into the house and that they will be there in five minutes....
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Posted: January/26/2011 at 19:30 |
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..............you genuflect in front of the ALAMO.
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Posted: January/27/2011 at 05:11 |
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You know yer in Texas when the mosquito sucking the blood out of your arm is as big as a grape.
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Posted: January/27/2011 at 05:17 |
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You know yer in EAST TEXAS when you need to go to the mailbox but you think that you will wait awhile before going outside because you just took a bath...
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Posted: January/27/2011 at 05:43 |
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You know yer in Texas when an eskimo freezes to death in Dalhart on his way to Florida.
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Posted: January/27/2011 at 06:18 |
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Posted: January/27/2011 at 08:41 |
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You know yer in Texas when they say: " Anybody north of Corpus Christi is a Yankee" ..........
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Posted: January/27/2011 at 11:15 |
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Posted: January/27/2011 at 11:19 |
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" I was going to make a joke about TEXAS but my doctor told me that I was allergic to bullets entering my body. "
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Posted: January/27/2011 at 15:59 |
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You know yer in Texas when the tallest building in town is a Cotton Gin!!
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Posted: January/27/2011 at 20:21 |
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Posted: January/28/2011 at 05:29 |
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You know that yer in Texas when you knock your shoes on the floor in the morning to knock out any scorpions before putting them on.
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