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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 122210 |
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The cars now park at the curb....for the past fifty years.... The Courthouse at the top of the hill..... |
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Yes... I believe I have been there.... |
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Son of Ed
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I grew up in Springville Township.....The High School was in Dimock Township ( which is now Ground Zero for THE WAR ON DRILLING AND FRACKING...) |
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" Eduardo's been EVERYWHERE!! " |
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Son of Ed
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" Eduardo was personally thrown out of, and told never to come back to: Scranton, Pennsylvania and Hollywood, Florida! ...by THE POLICE!! " " He was also told not to come back to Surfside, Texas, until he regained consciousness..." |
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" Therefore, Eduardo hasn't been to Surfside for 32 years now..." |
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Man you are a real Woodchuck! Montrose, PA!!!!
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.
It is the same when you are stupid. |
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Son of Ed
Chuck Norris Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 122210 |
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Surfside, Texas " Try jumping up and down on one leg, in the sand with cowboy boots on, touching your nose with your right hand and reciting the alphabet in front of Brazoria County Deputies, while your buds are throwing trash out of the windows of your Firebird! " " Eduardo passed....but was told to get off the beach and don't come back again tonight! They told him he was one drink away from a DWI. Actually, Eduardo was DWI, but, he was really concentrating that night! " |
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" Are you talkin' to me!? " |
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Eduardo you are my Hero!!!
I thought I was bad s--t you were ( are ) incorrigible!!! |
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.
It is the same when you are stupid. |
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" Eduardo was also once asked to leave Piedras Negras, Mexico one time.....but that's another story..." |
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" Most of Ed's girlfriends from Mexico were located down in Reynosa...." " Why ruin the story with the words RED LIGHT DISTRICT? " "It's Boy's Town! " |
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" Love Conquers All!! " |
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" Eduardo was in love. When the US Customs asked him if he had anything to declare they clapped a hand over his mouth and told him to scram! " |
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