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" Well, the boys were all at lunch when Eduardo got there!!  He called Fernando and Fernando said he'd be there in a FEW MINUTES! "   





" Eduardo unloaded the hoods ( 6 of them ) in the 102 degree heat, and then waited thirty minutes before leaving....now, he's got to go back at a later date to pick up the check...."   






" Eduardo should have stolen the TV!! "  




 
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Maybe I should move to Alpine......











        





































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" A macadam road is black on top! "    










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Rough Creek Lodge, Glen Rose, Texas  








Chris Kyle murdered at the gun range....




His killer found guilty at Courthouse in Stephenville, in Erath County, Texas......




















I just got back from Stephenville and then Glen Rose a little while ago.....a long day.....




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Those Mexicans must have been Racists!!    




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" The Spaniards stole Mexico from the Indians, then they stole what is now Texas and New Mexico and Arizona and California from the Indians....and then they didn't want anybody else coming into the Territory even though they could not administrate it all from way down in Mexico City. "






" So the Mexican Government passed a bunch of Draconian laws designed to make everyone a little serf, and found themselves with a Revolution on their hands way up in Texas!! "





   

" All those Illegal Immigrants from The United States moved in with their own language and culture and the Mexicans tried to kill them...."






....but the Mexican Army was defeated at San Jacinto, and Texas was lost.....what the Hell!!  The Mexicans could not administer that much territory anyway, from way down hundreds of miles away....


....besides....the Comanches were still pissed off, too!!  


....then the Comanches got pissed off at the Texans!!  Shocked




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" ....and then the Comanches got pissed off at the Apaches!! "   









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Gotta go mow the lawn, see ya!
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Originally posted by Peddler Peddler wrote:

Gotta go mow the lawn, see ya!


Thanks for the history lesson.
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" ....and the Apaches got pissed off at the Mexicans!! "  





" .....and then the Navajos began pissing upstream in the Rio Grande!! "  






 
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