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Originally posted by Skylar McMahon Skylar McMahon wrote:

Shoot, I hit traffic in Temple a couple weeks ago and it didn't let up until we hit Schertz.



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I hate it. If 281 wasn't so far off, I would opt for it. But I live off 35
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" Eduardo don't need nuttin' that important down there! "



   
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Originally posted by Son of Ed Son of Ed wrote:

Meghan and I were in Ranger on the Fourth of July on the way to Sweetwater.  We stopped to get a drink ( and change someone's diaper! )   Eek 


Yeah....281 is the way to go to San Antonio these days to avoid the Traffic Jam of the Century in Austin.  I hear it starts in Georgetown!!      
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I gotta get out of DFW!!    Eek




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My wife's brother's stepson is getting married… I've never even MET him and I have to go to his wedding… at least it's in Texas...
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Originally posted by Kickboxer Kickboxer wrote:

Originally posted by Son of Ed Son of Ed wrote:

Meghan and I were in Ranger on the Fourth of July on the way to Sweetwater.  We stopped to get a drink ( and change someone's diaper! )   Eek 


Yeah....281 is the way to go to San Antonio these days to avoid the Traffic Jam of the Century in Austin.  I hear it starts in Georgetown!!      
You still have to get your diaper changed???










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" Hmm....Eduardo is married to a woman in Pennsylvania but has been sharing a house with his ex-wife in Grand Prairie for two years.  Now, his Ex is getting married----what should he wear to the wedding and should he vacuum the rug? "



  
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" Don't forget to bring the cat in at night....Last night she was out all night. "   





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