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" If you accidentally dropped New York City down into Houston, you'd have to tell the police you dropped something.  They would say give us your phone number and we'll call you if we find it! "   













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If you dropped the state of Connecticut into DFW the police would call you if they found it.....





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LOL, it appears that cow has met Ed before.....   Roll on Floor Laughing
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" Years ago, up in Wyoming, Eduardo and the guys used to get a truck load of Cedar Fiber from Fort Stockton, Texas out on the drilling rig.  They would dump cedar fiber into the drilling fluid to try to inhibit lost circulation.  The sacks of cedar fiber would be crawling with scorpions.  The whole van would be infested with them.  Some of those Wyoming fellas had never seen one before! "    











    























" Eduardo had a scorpion get into his underpants one time down in Tucumcari, New Mexico.  Fortunately, he wasn't wearing them at the time!  He was getting dressed in the bathroom at his motel room and one of those little fellas curled up in his undies while his clothes were laid out in the bathroom! "   




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Hope there weren't any crotch cricket's in there tooooo!
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